And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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