I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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