its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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