He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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