So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
