what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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