dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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