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Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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