If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
What a dumb baby whore.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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