This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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