return my video game
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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