i permit you to call me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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