i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
