Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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