When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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