I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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