Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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