he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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