I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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