The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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