So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Bring me that man meat
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
