Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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