What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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