I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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