i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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