If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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