I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
