Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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