I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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