hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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