some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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