I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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