This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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