like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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