tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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