chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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