I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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