There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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