the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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