Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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