he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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