just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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