btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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