i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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