Non-Jews are for practice
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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