Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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