he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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