first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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