naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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