Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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